I’m
really sorry for the delay, I had a lot on my mind lately, hey, wait a minute, why
the hell am I apologizing for? Did Gorby ever say anything about being sorry
for ditching us? Did the collective of the bender genome murmured words of
regret for the gas and everything? No! So there, I take it back now.
It
all started with trying to fix a computer, the problem was a rampaging case of
severe stupidity (can you make a wild guess as to the owner of the machine?
Hint? The poor PC has hair-extensions…), so I got there after having no nap in
the evening (I know, no excuses, but since I write and others might address my
sleepy behavior, I have the privilege of disturting the truth a little and
adding some facts as well) only to see that everything was fine…
I
recalled an old custom, binjing on whatever you can find in the Ganor-Fridge…
When
Hadi and Bender came, it was official, Gorby wasn’t coming, apparently he was
sick (I still say they’re liver-spots!) or maybe he went to hear the boats
honk? This leads us to a very interesting theory I’ve developed, every time we
bash some Neuro brains due to his lack of miniature producing, bear with me on
the following analogy, at first I thought the miniature issue is a done deal
and we can always count on two things:
a)
We
can enjoy the certainty of the old miniatures.
b)
The
chances for new ones are slim at best.
This
is like a test, composed of 5 questions when you know you’ve got 2 already, but
alas, I was wrong, (a) is not a right assumption, it is more like a multiple
choice question where you can lose points for wrong answers, you see, our
little Socio-Matia left us miniature-less! And he also took the map! LYREN!
(Move arm in a Jerry Seinfeld like motion). Do you see the regression? My
point? From now on, the miniatures, the maps, and the rest of the collective
items must remain in the shelter ok?).
Hadi
told us he saw Shoshi-Mama in the shadows as he picked Bender, I ask you this,
did she mumble anything like “Don’t look at me, I’m hideous”? I really think
I’m starting to see where did the Doya idea came from (and don’t start with the
Star-Wars BS…).
This
part is for Bender, in the following link
you can see two things, both encircled. Can you tell what’s what?
The
game itself was fine (when I was there…) important issues about my character
and his class came up, a very observant Bender realized the only reason I took
a bard was in order to avoid magic failure, what can I say, you caught me…
I
am now working on my next character, all I need to do right now is to sway Hadi
to my side so a little of the Bender genius that passed to him (if he wasn’t
too indifferent to it) will help me too…
Bender,
you are such a stupid fuck, if you think this is what I care about, explain
this, why don’t I work hard to collect items all the time? How come I give them
away (even when they are bound to work)? Could it be that I care little for
such things? Why don’t you just shove your arm down the drain (or elsewhere for
that matter) and leave me alone…
During
the game, the analogy of characters/players to famous TV casts was brought up,
suffice to say bender got Natalie (the fat girl from Facts of Life), I got
Trudy (the little black girl), as for the A-Team, I call Murdock!
Now
this is the best part, we finally got someone to clean the drain…
Do
you know the joke about the Persian who goes nuts when you tell him there’s
money in the corner of an oval room?
Well,
in order to clean the drain you just throw a d-bender in it…
For
those of you who tried the Heroes of Might and Magic game, it was like the basics
for swamp city of the Bender hero, you must build a drain hole to recruit
worms, later you can create black puddings and even capture purple worms…
Modron,
you are like a junky on kriz… The e-mail after game is a desperate cry for
help, go to rehab…
Bad Idea
Throwing
d-benders down the drain.
Worse Idea
Trying
to salvage said dice with some instrument of professional rescuing teams.
Worst Idea
Trying
to salvage said dice with a coat of tissue (hmm, tissue + drain-water = wet
tissue + piss) that keeps falling off.
As Bad as it gets
Doing
the rescue operation with bare hands (yeeck!).
Good Idea
Having Gorbys’ new girl
putting her/his hand down the drain for no apparent reason, only to shove it
afterwards into the eager neurotic mouth for a complete tongue cleaning
experience as punishment for leaving us miniature-less!
